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Lady: You're fine, now smile, I swear, if you r grimace like last years Christmas card, I'll shove your face in a dung heap.
ADD Swordsman: Guys, guys, look, look! I am so quick, I can touch my own blade without getting cut! Watch this! *sound of hand getting sliced open and blood spray* AAIIIIEEE!
Tall Guy: Sometimes I wish I was Christian so I can take the Lord's name in vain.
Lady: Why not use your own God's, or did last year's head cropping take your brain with it?
Tall Guy: Go play with your magic snake tatoo. In your tent. In the dark. I'll be peeking through the holes I use my horns to drill in the tent cloth.
Lady: You both disgust me.